What’s So Wrong With Chick Lit?!?

bridget-jones-diaryBack in the late 1990s, women readers were flooded with waves of flawed heroines on the quest for success in career and relationships. And a lot of them liked to shop or had other such shallow obsessions. It was “empowerment light”, a feminine feminism that invited women to feel strong in high heels and fitted clothes, lipstick and long hair, say YES to wanting it all and OK if we didn’t get it but got close enough. It was post-feminist in that you could be a feminist without admitting that you were. [Side note: Just admit it. You’ll feel better.]

The books that came from that time spoke in a voice that had been missing or quiet and needed to be heard. They let the protagonists be messy and quirky; the underdog who would rise to great heights, get the job and the guy. It was the literary equivalent of a hot fudge sundae that was calorie-free — it was the golden age of Chick Lit.

Almost immediately after the genre was coined, Chick Lit was derided, never taken seriously by critics despite (or in light of) its sales. Women writers who wanted to be taken seriously felt the need to separate themselves from *that* writing, which was seen a step above the pulpy romance of the Harlequin set. [Side note: The Romance genre is killing it right now with a strong sisterhood of support amongst their authors. Well done, ladies.] While some tried to stay away from a Chick Lit label, others waded in and made a nice living. Some had the good fortune of their books getting optioned for and/or made into feature films or a particular television series. But a few of those lucky ducks still complained that they weren’t taken seriously enough because they wrote Chick Lit. [Side note: Boo hoo.]

Come on, ladies, let’s face it: Chick Lit is the pop music of women’s literature and there’s nothing wrong with that. Yes, classical snobs may turn up their noses to it, but that’s the way the world works. Embrace it. Get over it. Whatever it takes. But let’s be honest enough to admit that, as lovely as “Madame Butterfly” is, sometimes, you just want to listen to “Beauty and the Beat”. [Side note: And you should.]

I have no issue with my first two novels being in the Chick Lit bucket. But some seem to. A few friends were surprised that I didn’t write something more “literary” when I finally published a novel. You see, they just don’t read *those* kinds of books. Fine by me. To each his/her/their own. As I’ve said before, I will never ask a friend if they’ve read my books or what they thought of them if they have. But I do wonder if *those* friends read Zoe Heller. Because I think NOTES ON A SCANDAL is Chick Lit on steroids. Did they enjoy BIG LITTLE LIES? Completely Chicky Litty. GONE GIRL? You betcha, even with Nick Dunne. And it’s not because those books were written by chicks or that chicks are the protagonists. To me, it’s because the characters are women whose darkest, dearest, most darling and dangerous parts are relatable or recognizable — whether we want to admit that or not — and that’s what makes them chicks. They are people we know or would like to or hope we never do, and we are drawn to them. Relatability is the core of Chick Lit. [Side note: I bet *those* friends read FIFTY SHADES, though.]

It’s too easy to get caught up in the words used to describe the genre as an excuse to eschew it. We could call it Contemporary Literature with a Strong Female Protagonist but Chick Lit is easier to say. The writing can be whip-smart, twisting your brain into a frenzy or a delightfully light and just right to take your mind off the harshness of life. It’s not one-size-fits-all, and I admit that some of the genre’s best-sellers were my least favorites. [Side note: I will always have a soft spot for BRIDGET JONES’ DIARY.]

Chick Lit is now old enough to drink. It’s lost some of its shine. Its fanbase is somewhat fragmented. The genre itself is evolving — it has to — but the stigma seems to remain, like gum stuck to one’s shoe. Yet, for all it was, has been and will be, Chick Lit shouldn’t be one more thing that divides or derides women. It’s a genre written by women, for women; supporting it supports women. [Side note: See? Chick Lit is feminist after all.] Maybe give it a chance again, because there’s really nothing wrong with it outside of what it’s been called. And I think women can relate to that.

[Side note: Men are not to be excluded from this conversation, as I know more than a few who do read Chick Lit. Some see it as “research”, peering into the world of women. Others just get a kick out of it. A few more are kind enough to champion a friend. So, gentlemen, welcome to the club! There’s nosh and wine, and a bit of whiskey in the corner. Make yourself at home.]

Me vs. Amazon KDP

Dear Friends:

Due to Amazon’s refusal to print the cover as intended (with the letters spilling off the edges), I have had to remove the paperback from their store. It makes me sad because I want readers to have a choice in where and how they make their purchase and Amazon is a favorite for many (plus, I wanted to offer the ebook free with paperback purchase, which Amazon offers). You can order the paperback through any bookseller via the ISBN number (978-0-9997625-1-6), and I’ll be setting up a retail shop on my website soon wherein you would be purchasing from the IngramSpark Aerio distribution (drop-shipped directly to you).

I have been trying to work with Amazon to get them to see the silliness in this matter (all because the letters go off the edge). I believe as an independent author/publisher, I have a right to such a design choice. As IngramSpark, the company who does the POD for all the major publishing houses, did approve the cover should rather prove the point with Amazon, but they will not budge. That left me with little choice than to remove the paperback from Amazon. It will be available in a few weeks when IngramSparks takes over the distribution on Amazon.

I do apologize for this inconvenience if you were planning on purchasing the paperback from Amazon, and appreciate your patience and support. I’ll let you know when the shop on my site is ready.

Cheers,
SAM xo

P.S. ~ Below is a photo of the paperback. The book on the left is the proof copy from Amazon KDP. The right is the book from IngramSpark. I still think it’s a striking cover and can’t quite see why Amazon won’t approve it. Can you?

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Vellumpdate

vellum-icon-drop-256I’ve always been ahead of my time. Which is just another way to say my timing is always off. What was announced yesterday (one week after TEMPORARY was released)?

Vellum 2.1

Yes. Right after I whined about the lack of flexibility in the positioning of the title page…they fixed it. Just after I had to create hyperlinks for Instagram instead of having the icon offered, they release it (and for Amazon and Goodreads, Bookbub and more).  Hopefully, an email icon will come with the next release (hint, hint, Vellum). (Oh, and maybe have a profile set up where authors can store all of their book links and social media links, which would save a lot of time for us and would be super awesome to have…hint, hint again.) All of this is super exciting. Except I spent a fair bit of time last night updating the interior of my ebooks that I just uploaded the week before because, yeah, that’s some cool stuff and you want your readers to have it.

But still…

It would be nice if my timing was on for once.

And while I’ve been toying around with Vellum and updating ebooks, here’s a couple other things I learned during the process:

If you want the Version field available in Vellum (needed if you make changes in iBooks), there’s a whole rigamarole involved to doing it with one key step missing — at least for me (and I’m pretty good with computers). I put that in BOLD (the rest is from the Vellum site):

  1. First, quit Vellum
  2. Then, start the Terminal program on your Mac. You’ll find it in the Utilities section of your Applications folder
  3. In the Terminal application, SELECT “NEW COMMAND” AND paste the following command INTO THE NEW COMMAND FIELD/WINDOW:

defaults write co.180g.Vellum OGShowIBooksVersionTextField -bool YES

     4. Start Vellum

(I’ve respectfully requested Vellum add this as a Preference rather than asking us to go through all those steps for something many of us will want/need.)

The other thing I found was that if you created your iBooks epub in iBooksAuthor, you aren’t going to be able to squeak your super, sexy cook Vellum version through when you update. At least I couldn’t.

My solution: Import your Vellum version into iBooksAuthor (use a Blank template) and make the formatting changes you’ll need there (and you will need to make a few adjustments). It won’t be as super sexy as the Vellum version, but it will be better than the iBooksAuthor epub. (Sorry, Apple. I love you and know you can do better.)

Now, even with all this griping, I do adore Vellum. It is an investment, but it’s already paying off. Even doing the update with iBooks last night, I was still able to get it up on the first try. Love that. There are still things to learn (I might even watch a YouTube or two), and I’ll be excited to see what the future updates provide.

And, as much as I think iBooksAuthor blows (sorry again, Apple), and how hard it can be to get things uploaded to iBooks, what I adore about Apple is the lovely human beings they have answering the phones to help you out. Not just a nice person to answer only to transfer you, the person who answers is the helper-outer. They are sweet and kind and patient, ready to find a solution, then email a follow-up and reply quickly. (Vellum takes over a day to respond and reply, and then you get a little mansplaining to go along with it. That’s always fun.)

Working on the third novel now, I’m excited (and hopeful) about how Vellum will work with the print format now that I can fiddle with it a little bit more. (I’ll still have my Word template at the ready, though.) If you’re an indie author, you owe it to yourself to look into the ways Vellum can make life easier. Because it does. Especially if your timing is better than mine.